maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s brujeria
self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys
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I’m on team wear waterproof mascara and good undereye concealer to work in case you start tearing up for no good reason
No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes
Self care is getting the fuck off the couch and taking a bath and brushing your teeth. It’s shaving and eating properly even when you’re too depressed to get out of bed. It forcing yourself to go for a walk because you haven’t been out of the house in like three days. Let’s not be cute here guys time to talk about real shit.
nothing is more real than the streets
NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES
- screamers
- fake coming outs
- fake suicide
- fake crushes
- stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically
HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES
- rickrolling
- putting googly eyes on stuff
- putting only ONE ice cube in someone’s drink when they asked for a COUPLE
Today I decided that I wanted to go see The Martian. I got there 50 minutes early and took my time picking the perfect spot. I decided to go the bathroom before the movie so I didn’t miss anything. On my way back with a soft pretzel in hand, I see a woman with her kids and she’s moving all of my stuff to a different seat so her and her kids can take my spot. I stomach it, grab my stuff and move to a different spot. While I’m sitting there eating my pretzel, I notice her and her kids all going to the bathroom. I seized the opportunity. I run, grab all their stuff, and move it to seats right in front of the entrance so they’ll see it as soon they walk in. The woman comes in, sees her stuff, looks at me, connects the dots, sees that all the other seats have been taken up, and now has been shooting me occasional death glances from the front row.
how fucked up is it that in our generation a good chunk of relatable comedic content is about how much we hate life, dread living, and want to die? say a joke like that in front of somebody from an older generation though and they will go on a tangent about how you shouldn’t say stuff like that and you should be happy for the life you live.
do u have those mutuals who are like WAY COOLER THAN U and when they reblog/like ur stuff ur just like 👀💯✔️👀
Advice for my younger followers who are new to dating!
If you’re ever seeing someone and decide to end it with them, and they start saying stuff like “this is why i’m alone/past girl/boyfriends have cheated on me/i feel like i’m gonna die alone/why doesn’t anyone stay with me”, you may have a moment where you start to feel guilty, and wanna give them a second chance.
DO NOT!
Shit like this is often times said as manipulation tactics to get you returning to this person. You do not need this in your life. ‘Cause here’s the thing. Sometimes, ya, there’s bad luck and bad partners. But most times, this person trying to guilt you back has several reasons for why they can’t keep relationships. And that is not your fault. It is not your job to fix them. Like damn, kids, you got your own shit to work on. You got yourself to fix and develop, not someone else (especially if they’re significantly older than you).
Don’t let someone else fuck with your lack of experience, kids. And if it happens, don’t beat yourselves up too much, cause you’re learning.
PLEASE follow this advice, kiddos. I wish I’d had this advice when I was a youngling just entering the dating field, because I wouldn’t have gone through nearly two years of Actual Hell if I’d had this info.
If they try to say things like “i will kill myself without you” still leave but inform their friends or whoevr u know in their family in case they did do something suicidal. You are not obliged to stay with anyone
I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”
my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”
No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.
They were probably late teens to early 20s, given the time and the description and some Biblical passages.
They were not ancient old men with long beards and wrinkles at the Last Supper.
They were young adult rebels with a cause.
where my punk-rock apostles at
I can’t remember where, but the bible says that Jesus was the only one who was old enough to pay the temple tax required by Jewish law, none of the disciples had hit that age. A quick google tells me that Jewish men pay it from the age of 20 - all of the disciples were teenagers.
Not all of them! Matthew 17:24-27 addresses the issue of the temple tax, in which Jesus tells Peter to get a four-drachma piece from a fish’s mouth to account “for my tax and yours”. In addition, Peter is the only person directly mentioned to have a mother-in-law; Jesus heals her in according to three accounts (Matthew 8:14-17, Mark 1:29-31, and Luke 4:38).
So! The “Disciples were ancient old men with long beards and wrinkles" factoid is actually just statistical error. The average disciple was under 20. Simon Peter, who lived with his mother-in-law and his fishing boat and payed the temple tax was an outlier adn should not have been counted.
i hate that the boys i like dont get that im dropping hints like i wanna talk about dungeons and dragons and women’s rights too and what your sexual preference might be because you’ve mentioned not being sure and I’ll do your makeup if stuff doesn’t work out cos i value our friendship bUT NO. IDIOT BOY. DOESNT GET. HINTS.